Ashton Kutcher and Jessica Alba in Valentine's Day.By John ThomasonWho wouldn’t want to live in the antiseptic fantasyland of Garry Marshall’s Valentine’s Day?Ostensibly set in Los Angeles on Valentine’s Day, it’s a world in which women wake up in full makeup, irate motorists yell obscenities like “heck,” airport guards shrug off security breaches if the breacher is an … [Read more...]