New Jersey casinos have started to take bets on the Oscars, but you probably do not have time to head that way and place a wager.
So instead, take my scientifically projected winners’ list and bet with your friends and family or simply impress them by calling out the winners just before they are announced on the air.
Regardless of how you use this valuable information, do not write me back and gloat when I am wrong.
The envelopes, please:
Picture: 1917
Actress, lead: Renee Zellweger, Judy
Actor, lead: Joaquin Phoenix, Joker
Actress, supporting: Laura Dern, Marriage Story
Actor, supporting: Brad Pitt, Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood
Director: Sam Mendes, 1917
Adapted screenplay: Little Women
Original screenplay: Parasite
International feature: Parasite
Animated feature: Missing Link
Documentary feature: Honeyland
Cinematography: 1917
Film editing: Parasite
Production design: Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood
Score: Joker
Song: “I’m Gonna Love Me Again,” Elton John, Rocketman
Costume design: Little Women
Makeup and hair: Bombshell
Sound editing: Ford v. Ferrari
Sound mixing: Ford v. Ferrari
Visual effects: The Irishman
Animated short: Hair Love
Documentary short: Learning to Skateboard in a Warzone
Live action short: Brotherhood